Hungry Jack's Aussie Burger, YOU SUCK! Why did I even eat you?! You cost me $7.10 AUD, and I would have been more satisfied if I'd eaten a Domino's pizza across the street. Your meat patty is straight shit, tasting like rubber n' all. You're chincy on the beetroot, you're layered with a slice of fake, nasty processed cheese, your "fried egg" tastes microwaved, and you're not even kool enough to own a pineapple ring. ARGHH! Just move from me!!! I hate you, and I can make my own version of you a thousand times better than you, for 1/16 of your price!
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